Top Ten Pickup Lines for Online Dating

Online dating game getting stale? Here are some of the top pickup lines to make sure you can land that message back:

The straightforward

Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
This one will either get you a date, or it won’t, but being honest and direct is a great approach.

Want to grab a drink sometime?
This one skips the smalltalk online and gives you a chance to get to know each other in person.


What’s the weirdest message you’ve ever gotten on here from someone?
Starting with humor, and acknowledging that dating sites can be awkward, is a good way to break the ice.

Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Dark humor isn’t for everyone, but if you see they are sarcastic and you are too, you are in for a treat.

We both know where this is heading. Let’s cut to the chase—call me an insensitive, self-involved
immature asshole and break up with me.
This is bound to get them laughing.

Do you have any raisins?” (No) “Well how about a date?
The dad joke is always an attention getter. So bad it’s good!

Girl, you must be a parking ticket … because you got FINE written all over you!
Or, go with old-school and cheesy!

Geek Out

Star Wars or Trek? There is only one right answer.
Show them you have some cool interests! If you’re not a fan of either, sub in favorite bands you are both into, or even types of food.

Screw, Marry, Kill: Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, Dostoyevsky?
Again you can sub in anyone from famous pop stars or athletes to fantasy characters. The point is you are bonding over something you both like!

Has it been hard for you to get a date? You must have been looking for love in Alderaan places!
Again, Star Wars humor. If you don’t get it, play with references from stuff you are into.


2018-05-01T19:23:18+00:00 May 1st, 2018|